police:	THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me:	not with that attitude

(via xabi-trollonso)

spicegirlsofficial:

you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop 

(via pipitashaircuts)

‎1950's lyrics:	Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics:	When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics:	I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics:	Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.

Neuer:	I didn't know Sergio Ramos like to kick penalties over the bar.
Ramos:	I didn't know Neuer is so good at finals. Stay humble.
Neuer:	At least I scored a penalty.
Ramos:	If you like doing that so much, how about you become a striker.
Football fans worldwide:	DAYYYYUMMMMMMM

deadb1ogger:

im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends

(via real-mydrid)

Llama prediction for Bayern - Chelsea

(Source: amouravb, via pinpanpam)

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irememberyoulikeyesterday:

　

killself:

my teacher makes students sing to the class if their phone beeps

On a scale from 0 to Mesut Özil, how feliz are you at the moment?

(Source: numeronueve, via mindyparekh)